...dar am primit azi un link de la cineva si mi-am adus aminte. Si am recitit TOT. :) Get a load of this!!!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.