Wednesday, November 15

I know it's old news....

...dar am primit azi un link de la cineva si mi-am adus aminte. Si am recitit TOT. :) Get a load of this!!!

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


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